This has been troubling me for awhile, but I felt the time has come to let you in on one of my most closely held secrets. I must admit that I am part of a conspiracy to protect the secret lineage of a former Chinese leader...Chiang Kai-shek. I cannot hide anymore and the evidence above is too overwhelming to deny the truth any longer.
Being Chiang's secret love child has not always been easy. My angst for militant behavior, power and change has driven me to shoot cows with my bb gun in my back yard, to haphazardly do donuts in every car that I have owned and to move sporadically at the drop of a hat to chase a new and exciting battle (job). It's not always been easy and I feel much better now having let you in on my little secret.
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